Casting Call – “Irreconcilable Differences”

I’m casting my Edinburgh Fringe show in the coming weeks, so wanted to get word out there for all and sundry to get involved. Spread the word!

Call for Actors

Refractive Lens Theatre seeks one maleone female (both late 30s to late 40s) for a production of their new show “Irreconcilable Differences”, premiering at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

The show will run from 1st – 25th August, 22 performances in total, so will require a commitment to travel from the end of July until the end of the run.

This is a profit-share production with possibilities of further performances in Ireland or abroad.

Rehearsals will take place in Dublin over June and July, and as this is a premiere actors will be invited to contribute to the creative process of the final product.

Contact refractivelenstheatre.AT.gmail.com with a recent head shot and CV for further details.

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“The Length Of A Mile”

At the weekend I had the pleasure of watching two amazing people get married. Here’s a poem I wrote for them and read at the reception.

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Awesome Manly Tears

Courtesy of the amazing Kev over at Feline Syrup, a video of one of my last days in Toronto.

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Anatomy Of A Finale: The Good Wife

With finale season and season finales beginning to emerge from a long deliberation – erotic, legal twists and turns knotting themselves in their trial-addled brains – I thought it might be interesting to take a look at how disparate shows are handling what can at times make or break a season. Hence, Anatomy Of A Finale.

And of course, as ever, SPOILERS AHEAD.

There is a lot to be said for plotting. In fact, there is a lot to be said about plotting.

Over the past week I’ve watched the final two episodes of this season of Spartacus (which will very much be getting an Anatomy Of A Finale of its own), not long after giving up the game on the whole Mad Men enterprise. As I was discussing it with my friends, I realised that what I simply could not accept from the perfectly  imperfect world of Mad Men was its almost wilful lack of plot direction or continuity. It is, as more esteemed critics than me are wont to say, like real life – directionless, unexpected, and unfulfilled. For the first four seasons of Mad Men, as I scraped my way through trying to like it, I felt guilty that I couldn’t admire this vagueness. Was it wrong that I felt bored by a gritty mirror that reflected the flaws and boredom of life? But the truth was, I was bored. I like plot. I like direction. I like being told a story, rather than watching my dull life pointed back at me.

Spartacus occupies the other end of the scale – a show so riddled with plot (and tits, cock and gore) that it is thrilling, if sometimes vacant. So much is going on that it’s hard to cling to something real. Good fiction, in my opinion, occupies the space between these two – allowing character, emotion and nuance to unfold against the backdrop of a real story.

And then, every once in a while, there are shows like The Good Wife. Shows like rich melted chocolate, an instant indulgence that somehow imparts pleasure without feeling cheap.

Part of the influence of heavily serialised shows like Mad Men has been to render any show that engages in procedural elements “dumbed down”: lumping everything in with the CSI mould of case-of-the-week and glacial, false character development when an episode deems it necessary. But to discard every piece of procedural drama as being such is to do a dis-service to shows like ER, Homicide: Life On The Street and even Buffy (though that was more monster-of-the-week). Hell, you might as well discard The Twilight Zone if you believe that a new story in each episode represents a betrayal of the medium of television.

For me, the ideal show is one that successfully mixes elements of procedural and serialised drama. Shows that are solely plot feel heartless, but shows that eschew any sort of week-on-week drama render themselves dull as we are forced to watch the glacial pace at which human beings evolve.

The Good Wife strikes the balance perfectly. Continue reading

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Lord Stark!

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No Fat Gays, No Lesbians, Please. We’re The Dubliner.

I woke up this morning, rolled out of my bed and into my laptop to see this:

I can’t speak to the content of this issue as it’s not hit the shelves yet, but do feel the need to address this cover. There’s been a good bit of debate on the boards over at Broadsheet about it, and I’d like to throw my two cents into the ring.

This is not a gay cover.

More worryingly, this is a stereotype of what a gay cover should be. There is no homosexual content to this cover, no loving photos of men kissing, no rainbow flags or strong political figures. And no woman.

There is just a shirtless man, representative of the gay stereotype of body beautiful and basic lust. It’s a cover that appeals to people who are sexually attracted to men – the majority of whom are straight women.

I know it’s just a cover of some magazine, but it’s representative of a wider problem of representation in the gay community: that we are only men, and we are only men who want sex. Never mind that our biggest fight is for marriage, surely the greatest remedy to sexual appetite in the history of mankind.

But for The Dubliner it’s more important to sell magazines by misrepresenting and belittling your subject matter than by actually engaging with them on something above the waist.

Note: The cover model is Mr. Gay UK winner Sam Kneen (an odd choice in many regards). The Mr. Gay <insert country here> competition is always one I’ve found problematic. It takes the format of a Miss Universe pageant and then tries to turn the winner into a politically informed mouthpiece. The two seem incongruent, and again buys into the idea that gay men can have worth, yes, of course, but let’s see those pecs first. Off with your tops boys! Now go represent an oppressed minority!

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Image Is Everything

Have started creating images for my Edinburgh show in August. Fucking Photoshop.

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