As The Lord Says, Everything Happens For A Reason

For every storm, there is a rainbow.

For every car accident, there is a shiny insurance claim.

For every donkey trampling, there is a hilarious yet touching news piece about your donkey trampling.

And for every nutjob right-wing Christian out there, there is satirical retort Christwire.org.

Highlights include “Has Men’s Tennis Become Dangerously Homoerotic?“, “Selena Gomez’s Mexican Sin Treats Have Grown Too Plump For American Television“, and of course the above gay rabbit-bashing.