Smooth Criminals

And now a surely-not-complete list of the Grammy attendees (or almost attendees, what with Whitter’s shuffling off this mortal coil) with a criminal past.

Chris Brown – felony assault (Rihanna)

L’il Wayne – gun possession

Glen Campbell – extreme drunk driving; hit and run; assaulting a police officer

Don Cornelius (deceased, but subject of a rousing Grammy tribute performance) – spousal abuse

Dr. Dre – beat up female rapper Dee Barnes (choice quote: “It ain’t no big thing– I just threw her through a door”)

Paris Hilton – drunk driving; cocaine possession

Bobby Brown – misdemeanour battery (Whitney); drink driving; missed child support payments

Oh starry, starry night. More suggestions welcome!


About alfla

Playwright, screenwriter, sometime improv enthusiast and full-time television lover. You know, in THAT way.
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One Response to Smooth Criminals

  1. Black Eyed Peas … crimes against music?

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